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• Hilariously Funny Beer Coolers– These holiday beer can holder feature 12 naughty sayings like “All I Want For Christmas Is Booze”, “Getting Blitzened”, and more!
• Celebrate Booze with Humor– These insulated can or bottle beer coolers are the perfect choice for hosting guests, throwing holiday parties, or relaxing in front of a cozy fire or admiring your Christmas Tree.
• Spreading Holiday Cheers – These covers liven up a regular (12 oz) can or bottle of your favorite beer- fun for every party, gathering, and event this Christmas season.
• 12 Designs to Choose From – Each person can choose their favorite design with a clever saying printed on both sides. Each beer drinker will know which beer is theirs.
• Enjoy for Years – Our can holders are machine washable and store flat to enjoy for many holiday beer drinking parties to come.

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• A perfect newlywed gift or anniversary gift for the happy couple.
• Holds 12 oz cans or 12-16 oz bottles.
• Folds flat for easy storage. Machine washable.
• Premium 1/8″ thick high density open cell polyurethane foam keeps beverages cool.
• The pictured design will be featured on both sides of the coolie so that you can see it from every angle.

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• 😎 FOR THE DAD & MOM WHO HAVE EVERYTHING – Whether new parents or empty-nesters, even the best parents in the world know their little loves have a way of pushing every button they can until they find the boiling point and the profanity overflows. When that happens, sit back and pop open a cold one wrapped in one of these coolies. Before you know it, the beer goggles just might kick in and turn those little devils 😈 into angels. 😇
• 😁 VERSATILE – This insulative cover is 5.25″ (13.5cm) tall and comfortably fits glass, aluminum and plastic bottles with a round base that measures up to 2.25″ (6cm) in diameter. Compatible with White Claw, Truly, Corona Hard Seltzer, Michelob Ultra, and other sparkling waters and alcoholic beverages that come in 12 oz. slim cans.
• 🍻 CHILLED ALCOHOL’S BEST OUTDOOR FRIEND – Whether you are doing drinks alone or having socially distanced gatherings, this 4-pack insulating can keeper is ideal for drinking a beverage outdoors. Whether at the beach, 🏖️ a pool-side barbecue, 👙 or camping, 🏕️ be sure to insulate your suds to keep them chilled on hot days. Memorial Day, 🇺🇸 4th of July, 🎇 and all other parties call for the coldest ❄️ brew possible, and these help contribute to that great cause.
• ☃️ GREAT FOR WINTER – This beverage insulation case is also great for cool weather, allowing your hands to stay warm ☀️ while you enjoy your icy booze, ❄️ so keep it handy at Thanksgiving, 🦃 Christmas, 🎄 New Year’s, 🎉 and all other winter get-togethers.
• 🌟 PREMIUM NEOPRENE MATERIAL – This thermal sleeve is made from the same material as a wetsuit, making it well insulated to keep your brews colder. It is also easy to grip and remains stable when set on a sturdy surface. Plus, since it is slightly stretchy, it is easy to put on and take off, ensuring a comfortable fit on most skinny 12 ounce beer and soft drink slim cans.

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• KEEP YOUR DRINKS COLD- Insulated beer can cover keeps your hands dry and your drink cold while camping, tailgating, or partying!
• KEEP YOUR HANDS DRY- Insulated neoprene material is soft and durable
• MADE IN THE USA- the coolies are made, printed, and sewn in Dallas, Texas!
• MULTIPLE USES- use for long neck bottles as well as kids drinks!
• BRIGHT COLORS – and funny sayings make these coolies a talking point at your gathering!

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• Enough quantity to use: you will receive 8 pieces cooling insulated can covers in 8 different styles, enough amount and rich styles to choose and use, suitable for 12 oz cans, different colors make it easy to identify your drink
• Convenient to use: it’s easy to slide on or take off and folds your beer can coolers for easy storage, and these can coolers are machine washable, not easy to shrink or fade, neoprene material body folds flat for storage and drying easily
• Fits most occasions: nice drink accessory for any outdoor activities such as fishing, BBQ, lake, pool or concert, beach party, etc, these beer bottle sleeves will keep your beer bottle cold for many hours and keep it at moderate temperature
• Safe and durable: made of neoprene material, that is durable and helps insulate your drinks, preventing transference of external temperatures and body heat to your beverage, enjoy the ice-cold beer or soft drink with your family and close friends
• Easy to use: you just easily slide your drink into the beer bottle sleeve and you are ready to enjoy your insulated beverages, good addition for BBQs, outdoor parties or festivals, wine party or events, bring more convenience in your life

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• PACKAGE: 12oz Slim Can Cooling Sleeves, each color with one piece. Fits most 12oz , 12oz Slim Soft Drink Can, 12oz Slim Iced Tea Can, 12oz Slim Mineral Water Can, 12oz Slim Juice Can.
• PERFECT HEIGHT – Each slim can coolie is the perfect height. They’re tall enough to help keep your beverage cool, but not so tall that it touches your lips as you enjoy your beverage.
• FUNCTION: made of neoprene, can keep your drink ice cold and your hands warm and dry; slim can cooler different colors make it easy to identify your drink.
• CRAFT: Zig-Zag Stitched Side Seams with Bottom cut outs so that its collapsible. Lays Flat for easy storage and carrying. Machine washable.
• GREAT GIFT IDEA! Perfect for Birthday Parties, BBQ’s, Family Picnic’s, Camping, Bon Fire’s, Bachelor and Bachelorette Party’s, Bridal Shower.

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• Insulated Can Cooler: Say goodbye to warm soda and beer with these can sleeves that feature assorted designs such as anchors and sail boats
• Drink Covers: Enjoy a refreshing ice cold beverage for hours, our beer can sleeves will help insulate your drinks to prevent transference of external temperatures and body heat to your beverage
• The Perfect Size: Each soda can cooler measures 2.4 x 4 inches, perfectly sized to fit 12 oz cans and bottles
• Reliable Quality: Our drink covers are made from neoprene that is designed to keep your favorite beverages at the perfect temperature; after use simply hand wash or place them into the washing machine
• What’s Included: Includes 12 beach themed soda can covers in 12 designs

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• Slim Fit Can Sleeves
• Perfect Summer Tailgate Accessory!
• DURABLE, FLEXIBLE AND INSULATED : Made of 100% Neoprene and 3mm thick for maximum insulation, these high quality slim can holders will be a hit!